So I went on a date with a good friend Corbin in my ward. He got a job in the real world and he wanted to celebrate that so we went to P.F. Changs for dinner. It was fun. The food was delicious...first time I had been there. I was impressed. Nice Pick Corbin. Anyway, afterwards, he wanted to go to Murray for a comedy show there. He gave a nice disclaimer saying he hdadn't been there in a year and he thought it was funny then. The show was called "James Blonde." We knew within 30 seconds of James Blonde walking on stage that it was going to be a long night. I wouldnt let Corbin leave though, so we sat through the whole thing. They were all like older people that were kind of funny...but most of it was painfully dumb. Anyway, after the show James blonde comes back on stage and starts celebrating people's birthdays and things like that. Corbin tried to raise his hand to embarass me and say it was my birthday but I wouldn't let him. A few minutes in, they asked if there were any first dates there...I, Thinking that there would be a bunch, yelled, YEAH! To my complete surrpise however, no one said anything except for me. I ducked under the table and the spoltlight came over and sat on Corbin whose date was hiding under the table. haha.
After realizing that they weren't going to leave us alone until I got back up, I came up. Everyone laughed. Corbin had this panicked look on his face. It was quite amusing--later. Right then, we both had the deer-in-headlights look. Anyway, the guy asked if it was our first date or we were dating or married. Corbin popped out, "Married." He didn't say it with a lot of enthusiam though, so the guy commented on that. He then asked what our names were. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, Corbin was choking on lemonade and I was laughing to hard to response when he asked what our names were. He then determined that we had forgotten them, and went on to ask if there were any annivesarys there. When no one else responded, he came back to us and asked when ours was. Corbin just said, uh... and I yelled "tomorrow." The guy ripped again on Corbin for not knowing. Then he proceeded to tell us to dance while the entire audience sang "Let Me Call You Sweetheart" to us. It was so enbarrassing. I have never seen Corbin so flustered or speechless, but then again, I was in the same boat. We plotted to run out as soon as the song was over. Towards the end of the song however, James Blonde wanted to see a big smooch. Just about as panicked as we could be, we ran out and drovev back to Provo shocked. Haha. I had a friend at that show...wonder what he was thinking. LOL.
Saturday night, after the Llama fest, Kim, Sam and I went over and decorate his apartment with a bunch of Happy Anniversary crap. It was fun. I ran in to see his reaction and took the random picture. Only Chase saw me though. Corbin didn't. Anyway, so, as you can see, I have been married for over two years.
who would have guessed? :)

3 comments:
That's hilarious! I love it!
That's a great story and it makes me laugh every time! By the way, will you tell Xamin that I'm sorry I always put an "e" after her name? :)
OH Jamie! Thank you for sharing that. You crack me up.
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